Archive for January, 2007

The Puerto Ricanito - A subset of The Little Man

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

This papito would get extremely upset whenever I would wear any shoe with something even remotely resembling a heel. “Why do you have to wear those shoes?”, he would ask. (As if it were the shoes.) To which I would reply, “Why do you have to be so short?”, which usually shut […]

The Little Man - A small preview

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

 
Awwwwww, the little man. One of my personal favorites. As a group, they’re just so cute. Not to mention short and little. Hence the name.
Let me just start with saying that I’m a tall girl. Not freakishly tall, although the Dominicans I came into contact with while […]

The Worst Men

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

The term “men” being a very questionable word and a generous one for many of these let me just refer to them as “people” I’ve encountered lately. I mean, honestly, WTF!!! Sometimes I wonder if they’re joking sometimes. I really they might be messing with me. But no, in all the […]

LA Catfights

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

It is NOT easy for a girl in LA.
A girl in LA has some TOUGH competition from other girls when she goes out, at least in Hollywood. This isn’t the minor leagues. This is big-time.
A friend of mine, a cute black girl who in any other […]

Hollywood Clubs

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

This is serious business. When I was waiting to get into a Hollywood club last week, I almost felt like a cultural anthropologist taking notes on a rare phenomenon. Someone should study this sh*t. Seriously.
Here’s what their dictation would sound like:
[…]

My dating life online for the world to see.