Archive for January, 2007

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

This is especially applicable when you’re seeing a new guy and all your friends suddenly take an immediate interest in the intricate details of your everyday life. “Has he called?” “When are you guys going out again?” “What did he say?” “How did you feel when he said that?”, and the list goes on. You […]

Age Ain’t Nuthin But A Number

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Yeah, maybe when referring to wines and cheeses. But when dealing with members of the opposite sex, I beg to differ. Let me rephrase that, I STRONGLY beg to differ. Age becomes one of THE most important factors. It determines everything, like whether or not your nights are going to consist […]

Once again, My Space saves the day

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

This morning my friend Jazmin found a guy on My Space she was contemplating going out with. We went to his page right after lunch (being the diligent hard workers that we are), and up starts the music. Apparently My Space users can choose a song that will start playing whenever anyone […]

Thank God for My Space

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Used correctly, My Space can be a girl’s best friend.
Well, I guess I should clarify this and say that it can be a girl’s best friend when dealing with men under 35. Men over 35 should NOT have a My Space page. EVER. If they do, there’s a problem. Run and don’t […]

Sasha Baron Cohen

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Sorry for the spam and for the non-dating related post, but am I the only one who thinks Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat is VERY NIIIIIIIIIIICE?  He make-a me very exciiiiite.  I liiiike very much to have a romantic explosion with him one day.  I’ll even overlook the fact that he thinks rights should be […]

Text Message Cheating - A Dangerous Sport Indeed

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

An extreme sport even, one which should be classified right up there alongside white water rafting and climbing Mount Everest.  Don’t even think about it if you’re a beginner.  The consequences can be dire.  And once you’re caught, it’s pretty much over.  There’s written proof.  Please note that the elementary school saying of “sticks & […]

The Foreigner - Of the Bri’ish variety

Friday, January 19th, 2007

I met The Foreigner at Holly’s, a.k.a “Santa Monica beach girls & boys gone wild”, when The Foreigner (Bri’ish, to be exact) in front of me asks me to dance with him. I agreed only because he had been cracking me up dancing like a crazy fool for the last 5 minutes. […]

“Worst “Men”" Types

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Now I know that it seems that most (okay all) of my posts in the “Worst Men” category thus far have been about the Little Man subset. But don’t you worry, there are many more types to be discussed. There’s the Foreigner, the Mama’s Boy, the Office Guy, the Ex, and the Ashhhhhhhooooooooole, […]

The 5′6″ J Dater… bringing a new definition to the Little Man

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

So I put my profile up on JDate one late night after playing myself (yet again) with my soon to be ex-boyfriend. I went on JDate to BOOST up my dating confidence, not to lower my self-esteem even further by getting hit on by little people. But of course, this is exactly what […]

Baby Boy - Another Lil Man

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Baby Boy, a friend of my roommate’s boyfriend, tried (unsuccessfully) to put the moves on the other night. My roommate & I had just thrown a CEO/ Slutty Secretary theme party (where else could I show off my new sexy office black rimmed glasses?), and it was now 2:30 a.m. What remained of […]

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